Today’s post is brought to you by the Democratic party, never before has a political conglomerate spent so much time and energy talking about what they would do if only they had complete control of the American Government only to actually get it and so completely implode upon itself. Watching these morons govern is like watching Greg Norman melt down at the 1996 Masters, Scott Norwood miss the Super Bowl winner, Bill Buckner lose game 6 through his legs, and the 1984 Hurricanes blow that 31-0 halftime lead against Maryland all at once. You can't even get your own people to vote for your crummy laws without paying them billions in perpetuity.
So now enough of the ranting of a malcontent, and on to the breaking news ... this morning around 10am there was an earthquake in the Cayman Islands that registered a 5.8 on the Richter scale. There are no damage reports yet but as your #1 source for news i felt obligated to do some research and found that in 1794 King George III decreed that the Caymans would never be conscripted into military service and Parliament legislated that they would never be taxed. So clearly the Caymans also made a deal with the Devil and have gotten their 200 year-in-wait comeuppance. Or it is also possible that the fault line that runs through the Carribean is experiencing the effects of global plate tectonics. Well, it's one or the other.
And yet MORE breaking news ... ok, i looked, there's not much else going on but the election in Massachusetts and of course the Haiti relief effort ... OH! there is one thing. The people of Chile elected a right wing billionaire to be their new president. It's big news because the old left wing billionaire that was president was really popular and could not run again because of term limits. So that's exciting. Although the poor people of Chile will still be poor tomorrow i suppose.
Happy Tuesday.
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I didn't know there was another earthquake, thanks for keeping me up on news updates! :)
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Denis I swear that their a joke being played on me with Democrats, while they say they care about my issues that lack any leadership skills. But the republicans don't even pretend to care about me. Denis maybe your should run under the crazy genius party I'd work on that campaign....
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