Ok, here we go. It’s Tuesday (almost Wednesday) and we’re just getting to the Monday post and it’s going to be a short one. Here’s the lightning round;
President Obama held a nuclear arms summit where 47 nations sent representatives who all agreed that at some point, later on, in a few years, they will begin to reduce nuclear arms and secure their borders so that terrorists don’t get their hands on them. Of course there are no real details and there will be no enforcement, but they all agreed so the President today announced that the world is safer ... I know I feel all warm and fuzzy.
A woman adopted a Russian child that she found to be out of control once in the United States. So, what did she do? Did she realize that parenting is difficult and work through it with all the selflessness and love of a parent? Did she seek out help realizing that the emotional issues involved for this orphan are too great for her to handle alone? No ... she pulled the old “take the dog back to the pound in the middle of the night trick” and bought the kid a one way ticket to Russia and gave him a note to explain to the authorities there that he was too difficult for her and should be taken back to the orphanage. So the heartless recklessness of this woman has caused Russia to close adoptions to all American parents, way to go you witch! You have single handedly ruined the lives of countless children and potential parents!
A young girl with autism was lost in an alligator infested swamp for days and then found by a man who says that he prayed and God showed him where the girl was. Other than mild exposure and very wet feet, the girl was unharmed and returned to her parents. There was an organized search party that had no success. I would like to take this opportunity to thank God for guiding the man to save this poor defenseless girl. May it be a reminder to us all that when true crisis comes, praying to God with a thankful, open heart is still the best means of finding what you need.
And the governor of the Great Commonwealth of Virginia has declared that April will be “Confederate Heritage” month. He has declared this because his thought that actual suicide would be too messy, so one of his aides suggested political suicide. In response Pinko’s World has decided to declare April “John Brown Is My Hero Month”. How do you like me know confederates?
Ok, this is serious. Does the idea of Americans peaceably assembling (1st amendment) to discuss (1st amendment) their grievances against the government (1st amendment) scare you? If the things that matter to these Americans are an already large government expanding until the top button pops, deficit spending as if tomorrow will never come, printing currency as if no one notices, and ever increasing taxes, do they scare you now? They scare Jason Levin ... to death. He has decided that such activities must be stopped and so he has harnessed the internet to recruit people to go to April 15th tea party events to act stupid and discredit the group entirely. The following is a quote from the site “Whenever possible, we will act on behalf of the Tea Party ... to ... distance them from mainstream America and damage the public’s opinion of them. We will also use the inside information we have gained in order to disrupt and derail their plans.”Seriously? If what you say is true, that America does not believe in smaller government and lower taxes, if America really wants huge, all controlling government and all the insanity that has come out of Washington for the past 77 years then who cares what they have to say? If you are threatened by it then I guess you know in your heart that America will be swayed by them and their simple agenda, their honesty, their lack of political ambition, their justified mistrust of government. Mr. Levin, the governor of Virginia thanks you for being a bigger tool during a week he was a shoe in for “tool of the week”. And with that the award goes to ... envelope please ... Jason Levin, you are “Tool of the Week”!
Happy Wednesday!
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I love reading this! And I have to say, seriously, adopting a child is lifelong commitment. There is no returns! If a child she actually gave birth to had such problems, what would she have done? My kids give me a headache and or heartburn EVERY SINGLE DAY of my life, but I thank God for the every single day of my life!
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